I am not Dolly the Pug. My real name is No Dolly. Or to be exact: NO DOLLY!
You see, whenever I go about my routine of eat, sleep and play I tend to get into trouble around the “play” portion of my day. The humans in my house don’t seem to take kindly to the kinds of things I like to play. Such as, pull the carpets around:
They are equally uninterested in my game of “Untie the Shoe”:
Signing off for now